R.I.P. Stinkie
OK I’m not dead,,,,, YET,,,,This week has been a high tension one at my house. I had to sleep with one eye open to make sure my wife didn’t off me while I slept. Why you ask? Because of the stuff that has been showing up at our house this week.
I started the week off with a small B&M purchase on Sunday while me and the wife was in the city. Then I got hit with two generous bombs from a couple members of the forum. Next my Ebay purchase of a couple Bobken ashtrays showed up (I can thank Brian from SR for this one) then a box of Camacho 10th Anniversary for next months group review from Tex Cigars. You would think that would be the end of it but no, my CigarMonkey order shows up! Is that it, no…… My new TomTom should be here any day and also a new John Deer lawnmower, cell phone booster for the house and my stinky ashtray!
Luckily we have a Deacon that does funerals on the forum just in case I have a mysterious accident in the next week or two. I had to break out the old school charm. What wife could resist a fat guy whisking her off her feet? OK so I will be doing extra housework, painting and maintenance.
So do I deserve the heat that I have received the past week? I would say yes, I know I would be all over it if I was her. Luckily I have a pretty cool wife that doesn’t hold grudges to long. I do know though that I will not be buying anything for a while to be on the safe side.
Have you had any run-ins with the wife over cigars purchases?
There are 5 Comments to "R.I.P. Stinkie"
I think it’s my turn to do the spending! I’m addicted to buying shoes so I think that’s where I’ll start!
Busted again! Yes dear…. lol, love-ya babe
Vince, I know the feeling. We need to routinely remind our spouses that there are worse habits than cigars. Shall I name a few?
Let’s all take a deep breath and relax. Studies have shown that cigar smoking lowers blodd pressure. They increase over all quality of life. Further, cigars have been shown to increase the male libido. Case in point, your new addition coming soon.
Lastly, you just bought a house with a pool. Everyone knows if you have a pool. You need a large humidor stuff with quality smokes for all your new friends. With the addition of your pool, I will bet you spend more money this summer on beeer, hotdaogs, hamburgers and margaritas than you do on tobacco.
Mrs. Stinkie- your husband is the best!
Dan, you are 100% correct but you got rolled eyes from my wife She told me to tell you not to encourage me
I’m ready for that pool, looks like we have some good neighbors to help me smoke my stash.
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